Cubaboy Bigger Than Jesus

It's finally happened, Cubaboy has been launched into the pantheon of stars. It's where I've always belonged really, I've only been marking my time with you lot until my ship finally came in!!! What am I blathering on about I hear you grunt from your behind your spit stained monitors??? Well Cubaboy's views have finally been aired via podcast and millions of people have heard them. Follow this link, download the podcast (Day 20) and go to minute fifteen roughly and hear for yourself. I feel so much more fulfilled now that I'm famous. I can also confirm that I will be appearing on this year's Celebrity Love Island and I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Signed photo's are available for 5.99. Thank you my adoring fans!!!!!

Motorway Madness No. 1

Because of the lifestyle I have chosen I have to commute 20 miles to and from work each day. I travel on a good, relatively straight road (by Irish standards) and share the road with some of THE biggest lunatics who ever had the misfortune to get behind the wheel of a car. I hope to detail some of the more interesting habits I see on this stretch of road on a daily basis, both for educational and entertainment purposes.

Here's example number one. Let me explain something first, both to non drivers and fuckwits alike. On a dual carriage way there are two lanes, one, the left hand one is the lane you are supposed to drive in, the second, or right hand lane is for overtaking. It is not a lane where you can go and fucking dither along at 70kph. So getting back to our photograph, as you can see we have both a truck and a red car in the "overtaking lane" doing about 70kph. Now I am not a patient man, I'm a good looking man certainly, but when it comes to patience I suppose I'm just not blessed, so when I come accross this kind of selfish fucking behaviour it drives me fucking crazy!!!!!!!!!!! Well in order to educate this kind of fucking half wit I simply extend my right foot which in turn depresses the accelerator which in turn leads to me going faster and getting by these cunts. And I'm not talking about massive speed, maybe 100kph, because you see thats the problem with these cunts, overtaking lane, slow down and fuck everyone behind you. Well I for one have had enough of these gormless fuckholes!!!

By way of post script I did not take the above photo.

Vote Now!!!!!!!!! For Your Best And Worst Of World Cup 2006

Vote now reader for your best and worst moments of the FIFA, Mastercard, Fujifilm, Macdonalds, Coke 2006 World Cup. I'm not talking about best goal (although I'll accept nominations for that), I'm talking about most stupid hair cut, or biggest dive.

I'll start the ball rolling by nominating Goleo as most threatening World Cup mascot ever. I mean that bloody lion is at least seven foot tall. I remember that little fella in Mexico 86, they even gave him out in Kinder eggs and you could assemble him. And when you got bored you could attach his legs to where is arms should go.......endless hours of fun!! Even the stick figure for Italia 90 wasn't that threatening, just a bit esoteric.

Secondly I'd like to nominate Bill O Herilhy for THE stupidest remark made in the history of television. Last night he said, of the Austrialia Croatia game "The best team got the draw". Apart from that RTE coverage is me daza (that's good), I pity the fool who is stuck in BBC land, or God forbid ITV(shudder!!)


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World Cup 2006 Dictogram

Welcome any new readers who have been conned into visiting this site, also welcome the three regular readers. For your enjoyment and amusement I have attached a "dictogram". For those of you who don't know, a dictogram is a series of badly drawn, crude images which have a hidden message contained within. Whereas the following message is not crude visitors may be advised that some images and messages on this site are.

As always the first correct entrant gets a super prize!!!




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Terrorists Outsmarting Americans

Damn those bloody detainees in Cuba, not only are they a dangerous bunch but now they've only gone and started a war with the US. According to reports over the weekend three illegally held detainees have killed themselves. Hardly surprising if you were held in cramped, boiling conditions where you were beaten, mocked and pissed on on a daily basis I suppose. But now the Americans have turned the whole affair around and have accused the detainees of waging"warfare ..... against us" . Now I'm not the smartest man in the world but if your enemy declares war on you and then kills themselves instead of you surely this is a good thing??? Why you might even win the war. That is unless they didn't kill them selves at all and it was in fact your overzealous guards in the jail??!?!?!?