Cubaboy Gives Something Back....

For years I've been fucking plagued by those annoying "Flyin' Enterpirse" ads on 96fm and that cunt Billa. Every fucking ad break I hear that shite old time music thats supposed to invoke a sense of homeliness and welcoming and then that fucking caricature comes on with worse rhymes than a mildly autistic child could come up with. I swear if he rhymes "able" with "table" once more I'll send him a fucking thesaurus......try "stable", "cable", "fable". "Remember still only a stones throw from the cath-eed-er-ill".........all I can say is he must have some fucking throw on him. And if the ads weren't bad enough now he's got an album out for Christmas called "Billa's down Memory Lane".......well all I can say if Billa's down a lane I hope to fuck it's the lane inhabited by thieves, murderers, buggerers, clap ridden hoors, flesh eating microbes, finna fail politicians and pricks of all variety.







After much discussion with my solicitor it was decided that killing the auld bastard might not be entirely law full. So I contacted my old buddy from Hollywoodland, Quentin Tarantino, and we decided to make a movie together. You know Quentin's as made as shit and I had to put my foot down when he wanted to cast Samuel L Jackson as Billa, but we came up with a good script and I think the poster speaks for itself.











It's in The Gate cinema on North Gate Bridge on Stephens Day......"only a stones throw from the cath....eed....er.....illll"