Reasons To Be Angry - Part 1
This is the first in my series of reasons to be angry today.
1. Barak OfuckingBama and the fucking American election.
For the the last three fucking years the bastarding Irish media have been giving near blanket coverage to first the Democratic and Republican candidate selection process and then to the election itself. Bollox Joe Duffy one day devoted an entire show to "Is Barack Obama The Most Beautiful Man In The World?". People were staying up all night watching the results come in. Ask the same people who their local TD's are and they'll scratch their dumb fuck heads and stare at you blankly for a few moments before going on to discuss America Next Top Model.
2. The X-Factor
I'm not sure if your familiar with this rubbish called the X-Factor. Well it's a faux talent show in which Simon Cowel and assorted flunkies piggy back on semi talented youngsters with stars in their eyes in order to inflate their own egos and hawk a couple of more cd's so that they can keep themselves in the plush lifestyle that they've become accustomed to. Well that's neither here nor there as it's very much a matter of opinion. But here's the crunch, the "top 12", i.e. 11 loosers and someone who does not loose have released a charridee single. All well and good, I'm not a big charity man myself but there you go. And do you know where the money is going to??? British War Heroes!!! What the fuck is a British War Hero?? Well if you live in Belfast or Bagdad it's what we call a terrorist. Now fuck the English and their cunting war criminals, but this single will be on sale in Ireland no doubt, and cunts'll go out and buy it thus supporting the cunting British army. And if you challenge them they'll look at you blankly and after a few minutes rattle on about how good looking Barak Obama is!!
3. John Fucking Gormley and the Fucking Green Party.
I used to be relatively eco friendly. That is until those dirty pinko fucks the greens got into power and started shoving there green ideas down my throat. And you know what?? It's all a scam to raise stealth taxes. They don't give a fuck about the environment, they just want your money. Next time you hear of an initiative from the greens ask yourself how much will this cost, cause cost it will. I'm starting my own Power of One campaign. I'm go to flytip one bag of rubbish every day, turn up my thermostat by one degree, run over one green party minister (if I get the chance).
1. Barak OfuckingBama and the fucking American election.
For the the last three fucking years the bastarding Irish media have been giving near blanket coverage to first the Democratic and Republican candidate selection process and then to the election itself. Bollox Joe Duffy one day devoted an entire show to "Is Barack Obama The Most Beautiful Man In The World?". People were staying up all night watching the results come in. Ask the same people who their local TD's are and they'll scratch their dumb fuck heads and stare at you blankly for a few moments before going on to discuss America Next Top Model.
2. The X-Factor
I'm not sure if your familiar with this rubbish called the X-Factor. Well it's a faux talent show in which Simon Cowel and assorted flunkies piggy back on semi talented youngsters with stars in their eyes in order to inflate their own egos and hawk a couple of more cd's so that they can keep themselves in the plush lifestyle that they've become accustomed to. Well that's neither here nor there as it's very much a matter of opinion. But here's the crunch, the "top 12", i.e. 11 loosers and someone who does not loose have released a charridee single. All well and good, I'm not a big charity man myself but there you go. And do you know where the money is going to??? British War Heroes!!! What the fuck is a British War Hero?? Well if you live in Belfast or Bagdad it's what we call a terrorist. Now fuck the English and their cunting war criminals, but this single will be on sale in Ireland no doubt, and cunts'll go out and buy it thus supporting the cunting British army. And if you challenge them they'll look at you blankly and after a few minutes rattle on about how good looking Barak Obama is!!
3. John Fucking Gormley and the Fucking Green Party.
I used to be relatively eco friendly. That is until those dirty pinko fucks the greens got into power and started shoving there green ideas down my throat. And you know what?? It's all a scam to raise stealth taxes. They don't give a fuck about the environment, they just want your money. Next time you hear of an initiative from the greens ask yourself how much will this cost, cause cost it will. I'm starting my own Power of One campaign. I'm go to flytip one bag of rubbish every day, turn up my thermostat by one degree, run over one green party minister (if I get the chance).
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