Cubaboy Set To Fight Internet Ne'r-do-Well
The fight of the year was announced today as Cubaboy is set to fight the internet ne'r-do-well that's been posting anonymously on his blog. The fight is set to be held in a field just outside Mallafornia next Friday night and will be under full pikey rules. The contest had run into difficulty earlier this month when both parties could not agree a purse. In the end a nice black Dolce & Gobana (knock off) number was sourced and is thought to be acceptable to both sides. Setanta Sports are also said to be covering the fight on their pay-per-view service.
At the press conference today Cubaboy said "Obviously I'm delighted that this fight is finally going ahead, a lot of talk has gone on in the past but now it's time for that to stop and the fists of fury to be unleashed....by me like...not him....he'll just stand there for a while and take one hell of a pasting...before either running away crying or just falling down".
At the press conference today Cubaboy said "Obviously I'm delighted that this fight is finally going ahead, a lot of talk has gone on in the past but now it's time for that to stop and the fists of fury to be unleashed....by me like...not him....he'll just stand there for a while and take one hell of a pasting...before either running away crying or just falling down".
Me at the MGM in Malafornia at the press conference today
Cubaboy will be giving a huge weight advantage to his opponent and will need all his boxing nous to avoid the massive masterbatorially pumped up right arm his opponent can unleash. Cubaboy said he's not afraid to fight dirty in order to win on Friday night "Well if things get nasty I've ordered my corner to throw some gay porn into the ring, this will obviously distract my opponent who will immediately fall to his knee's and begin to wank, I'll take that opportunity to kick fuck outta him, whilst laughing uproariously and pointing at the sad state of this "man"".
Cubaboy is the more experienced fighter having won dozens of illegal bare knuckle fights against the toughest pikeys Munster has to offer. Cubaboy's anonymous opponent, who fights under the name "The Wankster", doesn't have a fantastic fighting pedigree and was last year embarrassed when he failed to beat a fly off some cow shit he was about to consume. Since then he's fought back however and with a wrist that measures 40 inches in diameter (but brittle as fuck due to constant wanking) this promises to be a very close bout indeed.
The Wankster was unavailable for comment today.
posted by Unknown at
12:47
5 Comments:
I am available for comment f**k face.i find it amazing that you keep going on about gays so much,so much so that i actually am now beginning to think that you are ready to come out of the closet.And when you do,i will give you the beating of your LIFE.Just name a real place and i will fly over and beat your Redneck Ass.
..rising up, back on my feet....It's on bitch, you talk the talk (and in lowercase this time, thanks) but will you walk the walk this Fiday night?? You're going down, down the paintown, and gettheshitbeatoutofyouville. I hope you like being humiliated in the ring you peadohile cunt!!
I saw the picture first and I thought we were going to get Cubaboy in Concert.
I was readying the ol' CD Burner to hoc copies of it on Cornmarket St. on Saturday.
Still I guess a fight is the next best thing. I've not been this excited about a bout since McGuigan faced off against that Nigerian fellow in '82!
I'm off now to Paddy Power...
I can walk the walk alright punchy...You name a real place and time..and i will be there waiting for you.I will be the one with the sign "Waiting for Dipshit"
You need a sign to remind you why you're in a particular place at a particular time???
Why don't we say your mother's house tonight at nine, that's my regular "appointment". Tell her to scrub herself clean this time for a change.
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