Sex Sat Nav

I recently came into possession of a Garmin Nuvi 765T satellite navigation device. This sat nav unit does everything that you can imagine a sat nav can do and more. It has lane assist, 3-d buildings, blue tooth so you can make hands free calls, the ability to store mp3 files so you can play music or audio books, you can even put pictures on it to view while driving if paying attention to the road gets too much for you (if you want a more eloquent review of what this gizmo does then go here). You may think that a sat nav unit is not the best present for someone who never goes anywhere but that's neither here nor there. In fact this week alone I have used the unit to navigate my way too and from work....a journey I have made everyday for the last ten years (and it still wanted me to take the main roads all the way!!!!!).

Anyways, it was on one of these too-and-from-work journey's that I had my eureka moment. What could make a romantic evening more special than a robotic voice telling you how to make your lover come like a freight train??? Introducing the revolutionary Cubaboy Sex Sat Nav (pat pending). The Cubaboy Sex Sat Nav (pat pending) guides you all the way from initial foreplay (including optional oral sex) all the ways up to full twenty-in-a-room full penetrative fuck orgy, with added anal assist. This device is so easy to use it can be used by twelve year old virgin having there first fuck behind the bike shed. Simply choose a routine from the menu (quick shag, DP, Anal etc) and let a Stephen Hawking like voice guide you and your partner to ecstasy.

"INSERT FINGER.....INTO....ANUS..FOR......30 SECONDS........STIMULATE GONADS IN........2 MINUTES" shrieks the Cubaboy Sex Sat Nav from the bedside locker. "EJACULATE.....EJACULATE".

The Cubaboy Sex Sat Nav (pat pending) is so user friendly that it can recalculate your route to a good fuck if you veer of course. Spent too much time on rimming??? No worries, the Cubaboy Sex Sat Nav (pat pending) will simply correct your remaining fuckery and get you back on course. The new and improved Cubaboy Sex Sat Nav (pat pending) now comes (heehee) in a variety of "sexy" voices, Stephen Hawkins, Cubaboy, Pat Kenny etc. Order now and get absolutely nothing extra...you greedy fuck.

Lt Colonel Creedon Strikes Again!

As long time readers of this blog will know Lt Colonel Ciaran Creedon is my on-line nemesis. So many times he's threatened to come to the Mal-Quaida strong hold of Malafornia and open a can of whoop ass GI style on us Jihadists. All talk and no action Creedon!!! This very blog was set up out of spite after the Colonel set up his blog. I try my best to counteract the American lies promulgated on his site.


An artists depiction of Creedon perishing on the wasteland that is
Ballydeheen

In his continuing quest for self promotion the Colonel has recently "starred" in a film.....no not the one of him sending more American youths to their deaths on the barren wastelands of North Cork, but an actual talkie involving him playing a Private in the British Army who dies horribly (a taste of things to come if you ever try and invade Malafornia bitch!!). What is it with you Creedon, can't you fight for the Irish army??? Or even a loosely organised local militia which promises to wreak revenge on anyone who looks at them funny???

Anyway you can see part one one of the film here and part two here. I had to split them up due to You Tube not allowing clips over ten minutes.

Rumble At The Rockies

With the money grubbing, cheap tat buying, charity mugging, over indulging, stupid jumper wearing time of the year approaching fast it's time to think what to buy those people in your life who you actually don't care that much about if you're to be completely honest with yourself but for whom you must buy some token bit of crap so as not to be embarrassed on the twenty fifth when they give you some equally shit present. Well you present problems (and I don't mean your body odour) are now officially over. Why not buy them the exclusive Rumble At The Rockies (Tm) DVD.

Rumble At The Rockies features 11 Mui Thai fights, including fighters from Poland, Portugal, Scotland, Latvia and Ireland, including Cork's finest from the Fighting Fit Gym on McCurtain Street. Filmed on location at the Blackrock Hurling pavilion on Saturday September 22, the dvd boasts some fantastic fight sequences and would be a welcome addition to any DVD collection.

For a super low, Internet only price of 5 euro you too can own this piece of genuine sporting history. To order simply mail cubaboy1@gmail.com. Buy on, get one.

Rumble At The Rockies is a Cubaboy Production.