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B list Hollywood actor Jack Black is on the missing list this morning after it was reported that that he has not been seen since ingesting a dangerous amount of Skittles and Coke earlier this week. Black, star of such movies as Shallow Hal and upcoming King Kong film, King Kong, was said to be depressed at not getting a part in Oliver Stones new Vietnam film about a lunatic Colonel who has multiple personality disorders. The part has gone to Jim Carey instead. Black can legally be declared dead in a mere seven years time.

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