Hollywodd Actor Missing In Action
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B list Hollywood actor Jack Black is on the missing list this morning after it was reported that that he has not been seen since ingesting a dangerous amount of Skittles and Coke earlier this week. Black, star of such movies as Shallow Hal and upcoming King Kong film, King Kong, was said to be depressed at not getting a part in Oliver Stones new Vietnam film about a lunatic Colonel who has multiple personality disorders. The part has gone to Jim Carey instead. Black can legally be declared dead in a mere seven years time.
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Alright Steve you mad cunt, what's all this about, did ass** really throw a wobble about the last blog? Or are you worried about what Mr Hallaghan might do stalking and abucting wise?
How's life in the sticks of Mallow working out?
I assume this new site will maintain the standards of the old one; the same hatred of co-workers - and ex-co-workers :-) - and threats of violence coupled with your acerbic 'wit'? In other words, an eclectic mix of bile, resentment and overall bad humour? :-)
And, of course, Helena references.
Wibble.
Oliver Stone can't make a film about me, it has to be Michael Bay. (Please be aware that I'm only assuming that I'm the "Lunatic Colonel" in question)
Secondly the part of me will be played by Tom Sizemore.
Scared of "Mr" Hallahan, I think not. The only thing about him that scares me is the constant stink of man love from him.
Things are going great in the sticks, just got me wellies and a bit of straw for my gob.
Yes this site will remain as foul mouthed and insulting as usual and will also have an exclusive readership of three!!!!
Tom sizemore is gay, get over it.
He didn't look gay on that site the Colonel posted a link to on his blog?!
Thankfully the Ass** firewall stopped me from viewing that page and transposing "the Colonels" head onto Tom's body....(shiver)
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