Thursday, October 27, 2005

Gay Star Wars Colonel In Sex Romp With US Marine Star Trek Fan


For No Reason a Picture Of Ciaran =======================>


Good, now that I've got your fullest attention let me announce the emminent arrival of the puzzle all fuckwits are talking about.......Dicktograms (TM). Yes, you too can challenge your friends and amaze your enemies by solving my filthy picture puzzle. With a guaranteed prize every time I can be bothered to steal something you'd be a sad, pathetic, sexuallly immature loser not to play. Dicktograms, as seen on tv played by Carol "Arsecrack" Vorderman, is a licensed and bonded product and any attempts to rip it off will result in court action, or me and a bunch of Malafornians calling round to your gaff with some pitch forks and piss bombs and causin a ruckus.

5 Comments:

Blogger Major General Creedon said...

I'm not so vain as to hope you'll soon run out of excuses to use my photograph.

12:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe if you stop having gay sex with yourself then.
Is that a new synonym for masturbation, or do you have a clone for abuse purposes?

10:42 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I take the gravest offense that the Colonel pictured is the one reffered to in the opening headline. The headline was meant only to grab your attention and invagle you to read some more.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those Dictograms are of course a collaboration between Step Hen and Day Video.
How do you get them on tinternet though?

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad of that, as the image of him fonding his own clone lovingly was a little too much

6:43 PM  

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