I NEED YOUR IDEA'S
As a loyal reader of this site I value your thoughts and suggestions, no matter how unworkable or downright idotic they may be. And it's in that vein that I would welcome your idea's on how to make this site all it can be!!!
Now I've toyed with the idea of inventing some mythical military internet persona for myself (see below), I've toyed with the idea of photoshopping celebreties heads onto porn stars bodies in suggestive positions, hell I've even contemplated doing some auld nonsense about Jesus, but to be honest I just don't have the imagination.
So starting tomorrow, in lieu of any better suggestions, I will start a feature called Steve's World, where I take pictures of inanimate objects around my house in the nude. Yes, objects, me, nude.
Graphic pictures which are guarenteed to turn the stomach of even the sickest pervert.
So if you don't want to be subjected to this fate worse than death enter my competition and win my old pc that I'm probably throwing out.
Me With My Head Horribly
Enlarged After Secret Military
Testing
posted by Unknown at
15:03
7 Comments:
i) A nude celebrity of the day section.
ii) Downloadable mp3's of you verbally abusing co-workers.
iii) More dictograms.
iv) Less chicks with dicks.
v) Hit counter!
vi) Details of what happened to your shit and broken bottle bomb at work.
Less military homoerotica; The Private's Sparrow is notorious for it.
Eh?
Do you deny that the butthole scandal occured? Some of those privates privates have never been the same since, sir!
Holy Crap! You added a counter! Whats next on the hit list?
Look, all shit aside, what you need is a "human interest" story.A sob story, a tear jerker, something with disease or wheelchairs or some fuckin thing thrown in. Then, how you "got out of it/come to terms with it". Start a support group.
Charge them money.
Simple.
I'm running for election, does that count as human interest
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