Riots On The Streets Of The Capital

A special report from Ulick McCracken from the Mallafornia Tribune

There were riots in the streets of Mallaforia (the capital of North Cork) over the weekend following a missile strike by allied forces under the command of Colonel Creedon. All the missiles fell short of their targets apart from one stray missile which hit what was believed to be a Japanese Eye doctors office. Nobody was injured in the strike but hundreds of Japanese Eyes in Mallafornia may go untreated unless a quick solution can be found.














A Doctors office partially destroyed in the attack




The misile launch sparked riots in the provincial capital with many of the protestors calling for a Jihad against the ruling Cork City military junta.







The missile strikes were thought to be as a result of a failed suicide bomb attack in the western outskirts of Cork City last week when the suicide bomber failed to detonate his load.