Bad News For Our English Cousins
Unfortunate news for any lonely, ugly, fat bastards who live in England today where that facist Labor government have pledged to crack down on the hoors. Full story here.
It's a poor state of affairs when 'Big Brother' wants to take the work out of some peoples mouths. An acquaintance of mine who lives in the the greater Hull area has told me that he is single handedly keeping four different hoors as well as two pimps in business. This has to be contributing to the local economy, in pharmaceuticals alone. And what of all the STD clincs, my friend said that he's had the clap three times last year alone.
A recent police report stated that 60% of their time is spent sorting out 'Ho fights', if we rid our streets of ho's there will be massive layoff's in the police.
I beg you, please contact Tony Blair and attempt to stop him from banning hoors.
It's a poor state of affairs when 'Big Brother' wants to take the work out of some peoples mouths. An acquaintance of mine who lives in the the greater Hull area has told me that he is single handedly keeping four different hoors as well as two pimps in business. This has to be contributing to the local economy, in pharmaceuticals alone. And what of all the STD clincs, my friend said that he's had the clap three times last year alone.
A recent police report stated that 60% of their time is spent sorting out 'Ho fights', if we rid our streets of ho's there will be massive layoff's in the police.
I beg you, please contact Tony Blair and attempt to stop him from banning hoors.
posted by Unknown at
15:04
4 Comments:
Splendid, in a country with record levels of gun crime, where 6 year old girls are snatched from the baths and raped, and paedofiles are allowed to teach ... whats the governments plan for it all?
Crack down (no pun intended) on the hoors. Talk about getting the wrong end of the stick - these fuckwits have got the wrong bastard stick.
It's not just in Britishland that the oldest profession is getting 'discouraged': An ALMAR (All Marines Directive) came accross my desk the other day asking me to be sure that my men are aware of new orders making it a crime to "engage in activity of a sexual nature with prostitutes" worldwide!
http://www.military.com/features/0,15240,84987,00.html?
Marvelous, banned explicitly from performing something that may actually be legal in the jurisdiction covering them?
One of the many mysteries of military "law"
@ Colonel
Wait a minute, someone came accross your desk??? I hope you asked them to clean it up, messy bastards!!!
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