QC Data 2

As all three of you who intentionally read this page know once upon a time I worked in a shit hole called QC Data. In this magical place you had your usual mix of fuck ups, satan worshippers, hole lickers and a few decent enough people. I took shit in this place for three years. After working my hole off for two and a half of those years and after being passed over for several promotions I left and joined what I though was to a new dawn, in the guise of A*******. Ahhh, little did I know that I was going from the frying pan to the absolute fucking fire. Every bad thing that happened to me in QC has happened here except multipled by two. The management are twice (at least) as incompetent, the hole lickers are twice as pernicious and now to top it all they're offering the golden opportunity of secondement to a foreign office. Now as ye all know they've already picked the people that they want to go and they'll go through the show of offering it to everybody.

So I suppose what I'm asking for this week is suggestions in how best to kill forty people in a large ground floor office with five exits off the main production floor that will be as painfull as possible for the peole involved......not me obviously. My current plan is a dog shit and broken bottle bomb.