All I Want For Christmas.......
By now you'll probably be shit sick of Christmas, afterall it is December 19 and it's been Christmas since last fucking October. As you may have guessed I don't like Christmas. I've nothing against being nice to your fellow man, I may not understand why we only have to do it once a year but I suppose that's my issue. What really twists my nipple about Christmas, apart from the shit that's piped onto our television's over the "festive season", and the charity fuckers you meet on the street, and the general air of happiness that pervades society at this time of year,......what was I saying???? Oh yeah, I hate fucking Christmas.
Anyways, like a spoilt child I want something for Christmas, and like an indulgent parent keen on shutting me up I want you to give it to me......or at least help my Christmas wish come through. You see for years I've watched fucking idiots queing up for the January sales (which start of Christmas eve) to buy all sorts of shite like Sandi Thoms greatest hits for 1.99 (usual price 2.19). Well this year wouldn't it be great if a homeless chap queued up outside Budget travel during their annual holiday giveaway. For those of you who don't know Budget Travel is a scanger holiday company that entices idiots to queue for weeks to get the chance to get cheaper holidays in shit locations like Gran Canaira where you can watch the flower of Irish youth being deflowered!! Back to my point, lets face it, the homeless guy is going to be on the street anyway, he can get a buddy to bring him drink/drugs/food etc. And lets face it public urination probably won't be a big deal for them.
Can you just imagine if a homeless fella won a holiday Crete. He could meet up with local homeless folks and get pissed and harangue people in a different country. I would imagine air travel is beyond most homeless people so it would make a nice change.
Some may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one, maybe one day you can join me, and world can live as one.
Now fuck off and have a Christmas.
"Big Issue, Spare Change, Will Drop Pants For Money"
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Anyways, like a spoilt child I want something for Christmas, and like an indulgent parent keen on shutting me up I want you to give it to me......or at least help my Christmas wish come through. You see for years I've watched fucking idiots queing up for the January sales (which start of Christmas eve) to buy all sorts of shite like Sandi Thoms greatest hits for 1.99 (usual price 2.19). Well this year wouldn't it be great if a homeless chap queued up outside Budget travel during their annual holiday giveaway. For those of you who don't know Budget Travel is a scanger holiday company that entices idiots to queue for weeks to get the chance to get cheaper holidays in shit locations like Gran Canaira where you can watch the flower of Irish youth being deflowered!! Back to my point, lets face it, the homeless guy is going to be on the street anyway, he can get a buddy to bring him drink/drugs/food etc. And lets face it public urination probably won't be a big deal for them.
Can you just imagine if a homeless fella won a holiday Crete. He could meet up with local homeless folks and get pissed and harangue people in a different country. I would imagine air travel is beyond most homeless people so it would make a nice change.
Some may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one, maybe one day you can join me, and world can live as one.
Now fuck off and have a Christmas.
"Big Issue, Spare Change, Will Drop Pants For Money"
britney spears up skirt, lindsay lohan's minge, suffolk, prostitutes, christmas, santa, santa's dead, santa sex positions, rodge and podge, my hole
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