Blessed Be The Stingray
As many of you already know, and if you don't I'm sorry to be the barer of bad news, Crocodile Hunter and all round pain in the hole Steve Irwin went to the great bilabong in the sky last week after getting overly familar with an animal which was happily going about it's business. It was with absolute revulsion that I read today that the bloody Australians are only going around seeking revenge from the offending sting rays brothers, sisters and possibly cousins.
In the vein of dopey 'strailians I suggest that American's seek out and kill cheese burgers that killed Elvis (or else the hard shit he was trying to force out when he had a banger), Canadians destroy all cigarettes that led to Yul Brenner's lung cancer and The English should stop high speed chases in Parisan tunnels!!!
To be honest the sting ray was only living out the fantasy of every crocodile, parrot and otter in Australia when it did for auld Steve and in my opinion deserves a George Cross, or whatever that colonial outpost's highest award is??!?!
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The Companion of the Order of Australia is Australia’s greatest civic honour, awarded for eminent achievement and merit of the highest degree in service to Australia or humanity at large.
But anyway, poor Steve Irwin. Didn't you like him? They're burying him in the zoo you know?
I suppose that I didn't hate him that much, he just annoyed me by being so bloody full of eneregy all the time. And his daughter is called Bendi, Bendi like??? She's only got on career choice with a name like that
Yeah, Yoga instructor.
Or pornstar?
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