New Axis Of Evil In Irish Politics

There are as yet unconfirmed reports that there may be a new Axis Of Evil about to enter Irish politics as Cubaboy's Me Fein Party is rumoured to be in talks over a pre election pact with Mr Tayto. Neither side were available for comment this afternoon but sources close to the fictional fried snack purveyor are quoted as saying "we're looking closely at forming a coalition with the Me Feiners after the election if the numbers stack up".

The news has drawn strong reaction from the other parties in the Malafornia South Central constituency with Militant Lesbian candidate Mildred "Butch" O Brien stating "this is a bloody stunt, you'd expect nothing more from a man, as I said to my Filipino live-in-lover this morning as I was soaping her down in the shower!!". Mal-Qaida candidate Osama Bin O Connor is reported to be planing a suicide attack on Cubaboy's headquarters after he declared a Fatwah on Cubaboy and Mr Tayto.

The tie up between the parties isn't as unlikely as it may initially seem. Both parties have very similar stances when it comes to genocide with Mr Tayto's party promising to slowly kill the salted snack eating population through an increase in high collesterol, diabetes and heart complaints whereas as Cubaboy has promised to summarily exterminate 40% of the population upon his election as Taoiseach.