Poll Shows Cubaboy Well Positioned To Take A Seat

The first NRBI/TMS poll was released in the Malafornia South Central constituency since Cubaboy announced that he was going to run in the election and it shows that he is in a strong position to claim Me Fein's first seat in Dail Eireann.

The poll of one hundred Malafornians last Sunday, as they were coming out of an illegal badger fight, shows Cubaboy on 20% of the popular vote just 1% behind the Militant Lesbian candidate Mildred "Butch" O Brien. However Cubaboy is just 2% ahead of Mal-Qaida candidate Osama Bin O Connor. Trailing in last position is IFART (Irish Farmers And Republicans Trade union) candidate Tadhy Murphy with only 9% of the first preference vote. Worryingly for all candidates however is that 32% of those polled said the intended to vote for another candidate....in the four candidate constituency.

With just eight days to go until voting day Cubaboy is said to be delighted with progress so far and is looking forward to ruling you all like the dogs you are.