Dave's Dictogram
Once in a generation we are priviliged to witness the work of a great artist. The 1920's had Picasso, the renaisance had Da Vinci and now we have Dave. The following dictogram is more than just a series of crudely drawn pictures of nake ladies and farm animals and more a window into the soul of a tortured, drunken man.
Please post your guesses and collect your prize at Dave's shop.
Please post your guesses and collect your prize at Dave's shop.
posted by Unknown at
07:49
5 Comments:
Sorry, I really tried this time. I'm guessing it's a person whose name rhymes with Button. And continues to say "dum fish 4 ?, ?, you are a homosexual"?
I got the 'homeosexual' word. I think dave needs professional help.
Collect the prize from his shop? THat great, but I'm sure neither of us want anything to do with his "pair of balls in a wrinkly bag"?!
Well done Colonel, a hard one I'll admit, even I didn't get the homosexual bit. The answer of course is "Dutton, you fish for cunt but you are a homosexual".
Dutton - A Button minus B plus D
You - Poo minus p
Fish - a picture of a fish
For- Square root of 16
Cunt - a picture of a ladies vag, I would have accepted minge, gee, pissyflaps, puss etc.
But - A picture of a person bent over and an arrow pointing at the butt
You - Interesting one this, a picture of a female sheep, note the udder, ewe
Are - Car minus c
A- Self explanatory
Homosexual - This is new and grounbreaking, home plus "o", mexican minus "m" plus "s" minus "ican", ewe (see above) All minus l
Well done Ciarain, you can pick you your slightly used gib rag at Dave's anytime between the hours of eight in the morning and Five in the afternoon, monday to friday.
Great, I'm the winner then. But why do I feel so dirty?
Congrats Colonel Creedon, you have won an all expenses owed trip to Sextons Superstore and if dirty is the way you feel then you'll enjoy hours of fun cleaning selves and mucking out the general public, good job!
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