Cubaboy To Join Garda Reserve Force

As of August 25 of this year I will be a full member of the Garda Reserve force. I volunteered yesterday at Angelsea Garda Station and should begin my initial training at the start of July. I will be among the first wave of volunteer guards to hit the streets this year culminating in upto two hundred by the end of next year. It was really a natural progression for me, after all I've had a deep resentment for authority all my life and I will be taking this opportunity to even up a few old scores.

Bad Cops Bad Cops, Whatcha Goin A Do When They Come For You

Even though I will start out at a fairly junior level I hope to work my way up to the level of "dirty cop", taking bribes, administering beatings etc. I'd also like to take this opportunity to tell you all not to come up to me on the street and ask for directions, or the time or any other auld shite you might need help with, I won't be that kind of garda.

I conclusion I'd like to prewarn the following people that I will be settling old scores in the next year to eighteen months: JD, IH, RS, Fr F O'D, DM, Judge I MC and the entire cast of Batchelors Walk!!

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